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Three volumes. Three aesthetics. One nervous system regulation tool that doesn’t ask anything of you.
Monochrome design. One pen. Parody spicy romance, fantasy romance, and dark academia. Paperback — ships in 3–5 days. Not sure which one? Try a digital sampler first.
For romance readers and dopamine chasers. Parody spicy romance covers designed for monochrome chaos. For the brain that processes emotion through story.
Paperback · Monochrome · Ships 3–5 days · Free shipping over $35
For romantasy readers and dopamine seekers. Parody fantasy romance covers designed for blackout coloring. Swords, courts, fated mates, one pen.
Paperback · Monochrome · Ships 3–5 days · Free shipping over $35
For book lovers and dopamine chasers. Parody classic lit covers designed for coloring chaos. Dark academia energy. One pen required.
Paperback · Monochrome · Ships 3–5 days · Free shipping over $35
Six themed packs across all three book aesthetics. 90+ printable pages. Print at home. Standard paper. One pen. No setup.
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Why monochrome?
Color decisions are executive function. The whole point is removing that load before you start. One pen. No second-guessing. The constraint is the feature.
Why parody?
Because nervous system regulation shouldn’t be earnest. Parody keeps the stakes low. Your brain can engage with something without performing engagement at it.
Who these are for.
ADHD, autism, anxiety, chronic overthinking. People who were told to meditate and felt like failures when it didn’t work. This is the alternative.
Want to go deeper than the books?
Coaching is where you apply the framework to your own nervous system. The clarity call is free and there’s no pitch at the end of it.